SAINT Valentine's Day

Dear Anti-Catholic people,

We're happy to share our saints' feast days.  After all, they're not ours, but are for all mankind to celebrate.  Please remember, when you decide to hate Catholicism because we worship saints (we don't), to avoid celebrating those saints' feast days and other holy days ... Saint Nicholas, Christmas, Saint Valentine, Saint Patrick, Easter, Mardi Gras (Fat Tuesday), etc.  Please remember to buy chocolate and roses on Valentine's Day ... and pray a rosary, to wear green and drink lots of beer on Saint Patrick's Day ... and pray a rosary, and to eat, drink, and be merry on Fat Tuesday (Mardi Gras) and then FAST the next day ... Ash Wednesday.  Remember, when you buy into the commercialism of our holy days, the great men and women who came before us defending the Faith and living their lives according to Catholic tradition.  That's Catholic tradition, if you missed it.  Just wanted to point that out.  We'd be happy to have you!  It's never too late to convert.  We have lots of cool celebrations and traditions.  Join us.

Love,
The Laughing Family