Thursday, February 4, 2010

Top 10 Reasons ...

... to get this child out of me.

In light of Colleen's post, I thought I'd joke a little about why I'd love to give birth today instead of two weeks from tomorrow.

1. We're crowded. Seriously.

2. I want my bladder back. And my ribs are begging for mercy. And my back muscles.

3. I'm not sleeping anyway. I may as well be up nursing someone.

4. I'm going to slip and tell people her name sooner or later--let's get her out so we can tell the world.

5. I need a vacation to the hospital.

6. I'm tired of waiting.

7. I want other people to be able to hold her already.

8. She's trying to wiggle her way out. May as well humor her.

9. Is it really a girl? I'd like to know.

10. I miss ibuprofen.

6 comments:

Colleen said...

Aubrey, your ten reasons to be done with this pregnancy negates my ten reasons to be pregnant :)

Slip up and tell us her name already!! Needing a vacation to the hospital...ha! Pretty desperate :)

chrisandannel said...

Aubrey, Thinking of you as it gets closer! How excitng!!!!
Anne

kim said...

well I needed a laugh..thanks.

and I hear ya on the vacation in the hospital...despite hate having labour and all that goes with it, I actually love my time in the hospital every time I give birth...LOL how pathetic am I? Really I do. I have people waiting on me taking care of all my needs and its quiet and I don't have loud crazy kids running around giving me a headache

Anonymous said...

Awww, Sending hugs!!! You know you want to tell us the name.... ;)

Jessica Gordon said...

You'll be holding her before you know it, but I can't wait to see pictures!!! :)

Therese said...

oh I hear you. My back is really bad tonight. Maybe this weekend.